1 Mei dah lepas, cuti pon dah abes..Korang semua jangan ponteng keje ye..muahaha! dan sesape yang baru lepas U tu kalau nak apply keje, kat bawah ad contoh resume yang korang leh rujuk..
Name: Ah Mei
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who
dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification:Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?
Camane? ada bagus tak contoh resume tu..?muakaka!
26 comments:
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
xleh handle..
haha
"Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo"
ah, apakah? chaisss~~~
^_^
hahaha
bgs2..
xD
cesh!
hehehe roshak roshak..
jijan..nnt ampa try mohon keja pakei resume neh..
kalo dpt keja khabak kt teman na :p
hahaha..konfem kne rijek resume ni...silap2 kne maki jugak..muahaha
lps nie sure u dpt keje
si tukang temuduga pun tabik kat u la
resume terbaik dri ladang la katakan ek..huhu
xnk blk KL
nk dok kpg jer
x yah keje
leh kannnn
HAHA!
mana zizan dpt ni?
lawakk gilaa.
haha.
:)
resume terhebat !
tabik toink2 kat dy
haha !
hahahahaha.
cam syial aja!
xde kje wat resume cmnie..
but lawak..
hahahaha
mne taw tukang temu duga 2 troz bg kje ke an..
coz unik..
len dr yg len..
hahaha
teman,
ok teman klu dpt keje khabak kt teman n 1st gaji mau blnje teman..muahaha
milomilo,
kena rjek ke klu pakai resume ni?mntk2 la d trima..
kah3..
klu kna maki kite maki balik kt die.muahaha
ahah yo yo jek..
mentang2 kompem xdpt gaji..
berani mau lanje teman na :p
huhuhu gudlucks kt jijan ..
sgt bgus r..pz2..duk r umh..tnm anggur..kje lngsung xdpt..tenet slow pown ley updte lg ekk..ble bosan..sume idea mrapu kua ekk tnpe d suruh..huu..:P
teman,
hoho..cm taw2 jek..ngee..
hunny,
tu la psl,kompem tnm anggur smpai ke tua klu apply keje pakai resume cmtu..huhu
zizan kalo antar resume macam tu utk cari pasangan pasti bole dapat kawen muahahahahha
ivy,
boley kot..huhu..tu klu lulus la..
muahaha
nok sukko la baco resume nih!
hahahahaahahaa!
pah ceghoh gulling!!
haha..incek zizan try la dulu..nnti kalo lepas tfa blnje gule2 doposen.hahahh.ngokngek sungguhhh
klaka la..
huhu
tfaaaa,
da try da..siap dapt lg..tp die suh keje kat umah je..
muakakaka
hahahahah taleh bla amoi ni mmg kne reject truss
cik mira,
haha,tu amoi dari tanah besar china..muahaha
haha..
resume nih utk application raja lawak kot..
wakakaka
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