Resume Terbaik Dari Ladang

1 Mei dah lepas, cuti pon dah abes..Korang semua jangan ponteng keje ye..muahaha! dan sesape yang baru lepas U tu kalau nak apply keje, kat bawah ad [...]

1 Mei dah lepas, cuti pon dah abes..Korang semua jangan ponteng keje ye..muahaha! dan sesape yang baru lepas U tu kalau nak apply keje, kat bawah ad contoh resume yang korang leh rujuk..

Name: Ah Mei
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who
dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification:Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

Camane? ada bagus tak contoh resume tu..?muakaka!

26 comments:

hasni said...

Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
xleh handle..
haha

CaPiQa said...

"Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo"

ah, apakah? chaisss~~~

^_^

Eazy Izzuddin said...

hahaha
bgs2..
xD

~miszirdawaty~ said...

cesh!

teMan said...

hehehe roshak roshak..
jijan..nnt ampa try mohon keja pakei resume neh..
kalo dpt keja khabak kt teman na :p

milimilo said...

hahaha..konfem kne rijek resume ni...silap2 kne maki jugak..muahaha

Cik AniS GalaxY said...

lps nie sure u dpt keje
si tukang temuduga pun tabik kat u la
resume terbaik dri ladang la katakan ek..huhu

xnk blk KL
nk dok kpg jer
x yah keje
leh kannnn

byabya said...

HAHA!
mana zizan dpt ni?
lawakk gilaa.
haha.
:)

I n n z said...

resume terhebat !
tabik toink2 kat dy
haha !

agusted said...

hahahahaha.
cam syial aja!

bulan bintang capricorn said...

xde kje wat resume cmnie..
but lawak..
hahahaha
mne taw tukang temu duga 2 troz bg kje ke an..
coz unik..
len dr yg len..
hahaha

azizan4444 said...

teman,
ok teman klu dpt keje khabak kt teman n 1st gaji mau blnje teman..muahaha

azizan4444 said...

milomilo,
kena rjek ke klu pakai resume ni?mntk2 la d trima..
kah3..
klu kna maki kite maki balik kt die.muahaha

teMan said...

ahah yo yo jek..
mentang2 kompem xdpt gaji..
berani mau lanje teman na :p
huhuhu gudlucks kt jijan ..

aku hUnNy (^_~) said...

sgt bgus r..pz2..duk r umh..tnm anggur..kje lngsung xdpt..tenet slow pown ley updte lg ekk..ble bosan..sume idea mrapu kua ekk tnpe d suruh..huu..:P

Encik Azizan said...

teman,
hoho..cm taw2 jek..ngee..

Encik Azizan said...

hunny,
tu la psl,kompem tnm anggur smpai ke tua klu apply keje pakai resume cmtu..huhu

Ivy Metaga said...

zizan kalo antar resume macam tu utk cari pasangan pasti bole dapat kawen muahahahahha

Encik Azizan said...

ivy,
boley kot..huhu..tu klu lulus la..
muahaha

Datin Paduka Bokbong said...

nok sukko la baco resume nih!
hahahahaahahaa!
pah ceghoh gulling!!

Tfaaaaaa said...

haha..incek zizan try la dulu..nnti kalo lepas tfa blnje gule2 doposen.hahahh.ngokngek sungguhhh

my name is Ain said...

klaka la..
huhu

Encik Azizan said...

tfaaaa,
da try da..siap dapt lg..tp die suh keje kat umah je..
muakakaka

Cik Mira said...

hahahahah taleh bla amoi ni mmg kne reject truss

Encik Azizan said...

cik mira,

haha,tu amoi dari tanah besar china..muahaha

senapang said...

haha..
resume nih utk application raja lawak kot..
wakakaka

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